David: Jill, take this twenty and my car and drive to the gas station on the corner and get me a carton of camels.
Jill: But Grandpa, what if I get carded?
David: Don't be stupid, you are 19!
Jill: I know, but I am scared, I've never bought cigs before.
David: Get your +*!! in the car and do it.
Jill: Ok, but I'm going through the drive-thru.
David: I don't care. Good Hell, just go.
3 comments:
LMAO!!! At least you didn't have to drive Grandpa's little black bug with the hole in the back floor. You never made it home with your groceries.
Wade used to drag a stick through the hole.
What a man will do for his camels. Did you smoke one on the way home to calm your nerves. Grandpa wouldn't have cared. Good times.
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