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Showing posts with label Grandpa David. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grandpa David. Show all posts

10.24.2008

PeeR PreSSuRe



David: Jill, take this twenty and my car and drive to the gas station on the corner and get me a carton of camels.

Jill: But Grandpa, what if I get carded?

David: Don't be stupid, you are 19!

Jill: I know, but I am scared, I've never bought cigs before.

David: Get your +*!! in the car and do it.

Jill: Ok, but I'm going through the drive-thru.

David: I don't care. Good Hell, just go.